Oak Lee

Craig Levein was in Fife today, maybe the big announcement about the future plans is imminent.

Will they be changing their name next season to Glenrothes Swifts?

Yip that’s where I first heard about it too.

Been reading elsewhere that Fife Council have served a dilapidation order on Warout Stadium. Sad if true and have to say sounds more and more to me like the club are dying a slow death than planning for the future. Also raises the question, why did the EoS accept their application yet refuse that of a wealthy club along the road who have their own home?

I did say I found it very hard to believe but thanks anyway for the confirmation. Hopefully this will in turn quash all the rumours and earn you some respect rather than come back to haunt you. Looking forward to hearing of the new plans. Enjoy the trip and the steak and gravy pie in your last game as a junior club up in Kirrie. With a bit of luck Dale Reid will go easy on your number 4.

To be fair to them, a blind man can see the clubs on it’s knees so they can only p!ss with the c0ck they’ve got. As for the rumour, must be something in it. Otherwise COYG would have been on to “rubbish” it.

That pr!ck will be all of them.

Wow, only 10 minutes to find quotes you earlier claimed no cnut said? No many village idiots can achieve that, you must be so proud.

To be fair I’d also been told this, and that the current Kirkcaldy YM manager and coaching staff would be joining them. Find this very hard to believe though as if it hadn’t been for such a poor start by Lochgelly they’d have finished bottom of the South League. No vendetta against either club just my opinion on the current rumour doing the rounds.

The YRA have issued a statement distancing themselves from Ian Maxwell.

See there’s a new bout of pyramidosis now that Burniemans back.

Surprised there’s been no announcement by now. They’re usually quick to report good news.

Couple of goals for the boy Wilson on his Dundonald debut at the weekend. Meanwhile Kelty pumped again but don’t blame Barry, it’s all the fault of disgusting posts on social media by “numerous people who walked out on the club not only once but twice when things weren’t so good”

Joiner urgently required Boardroom falling apart. Apply to Warout Stadium, Warout Road Glenrothes. No need to bring tools.... ........ building is full of them.

Drawings were released yesterday for the new main building and already gobshite has suggested on P&B that they should name it after a club legend or the last manager. The Winiarski Stadium it is then.

Wonder if these new Egyptian terrorists you speak of have fanatics who throw pyratechnics.

Look at the holes in it, TJ must be using knitting needles instead of pins.

Thanks. Any news on whether anymore Jiffy bags have been discovered? My understanding is that the pyramidics sent out 4.

What’s the latest mate? The dust appears to be settling in the land of fantasy leagues and imaginary borders. Have the SFA returned the voodoo doll?

He’s had an absolute mare the day, reckon he’s contradicted himself more times than Gobshite has attended Kelty games this season.

That Camel F@nny over there is comedy gold min. Anyone no if you get incontinence pads on the national health? Three times I’ve p!shed myself the day so far.

Look on the bright side Coco, one day you might get the opportunity to meet Alan the Camel F@nny.

Hedgehog? You got a vendetta against them calling their commitee pr!cks?

Vendetta against the Glens? You’re kidding me aren’t you, or have you just forgotten my efforts on here last October to put right a wrong. Glens used to be a big club, it’s only natural their demise will be the topic of discussion. Kudos to you for defending it and perhaps you can persuade us to see things from your point of view. Throwing around accusations like that isn’t the best way to start though in my opinion.

On the back of a 5-0 humiliation at the hands of Thornton a Fife club with ambitions to “Push on” have identified 2 new targets for their assault on the East of Scotland. An agent for the pair said “ neither of them are anywhere near as big as Gary Pearson but both are more trustworthy in possession.