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2 hours ago, Hawhaw said:

Bertie Wooster claims the Lying King only attends games as yet another manager leaves the post at Lochgelly.

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Aye, very good! Didn’t you know it’s the curse! It’s full on Poltergeist spooky shit.

Its about time I was honest. It is a curse. When we were working on new drains at the top end of the pitch we discovered Gardiners Park is built on an Indian burial ground. Then our greenkeeper ran over a leprechaun with our new rotary mower. To compound it all I told a gypsy to stick her clothes pegs up her arse. It’s a curse! 

Feel free to have a pop pop as I’m clearly missing all the underhand activity that’s secretly undermining the Albert. I though it was down to the Illuminati?  

However, you clearly have an intimate knowledge of the running of the club. It’s Armadale at home on Saturday. Feel free to introduce yourself.

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13 hours ago, Bertie Wooster said:

To compound it all I told a gypsy to stick her clothes pegs up her arse. It’s a curse! .

It could have been worse, you could have sent a text to an innocent man threatening to report him to his employers and be beaten up by a thug. 

 

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