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On 9/16/2021 at 2:51 PM, Marconi said:

Only just heard aboot this should post it on pie and bovril

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Unfortunately I’ve got bigger fish to fry at the moment but feel free. Here’s the post from Ian Patrick of Lochgelly Albert in case you haven’t already seen it.

 

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Hey Bertie what a superb weekend for us bead rattling, manky, dope taking w***ers eh. Tears and laughter on both days.

An emotional Saturday as we paid tribute to the one and only BERTIE, topped off with the news that Lochgelly are heading into abeyance.

Tears of joy quickly followed by tears of laughter as a club formed in 2012 kept up their 100 percent record of failing in a major domestic cup competition for the 19th time in a row. 

£100M in losses to achieve such a phenomenal record. :lol:

GIRFUY ya DOB

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33 minutes ago, Go Home Daddy said:

Hi Daddy, just to inform you, you put this on a forum and not your jerkoff diary. 
Although I am intrigued about the Lochgelly situation since you speak of them so much. They folding?

Hiya Bertie, welcome back mate. Unfortunately the jerkoff diary has been full since 2012. Losses of over £100M suggest I’ll be due another one soon though. 

Love the new moniker by the way, did you draw the inspiration from your favourite ditty? Need to do better than that though because

 

 

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, Go Daddy said:

Tears of joy quickly followed by tears of laughter as a club formed in 2012 kept up their 100 percent record of failing in a major domestic cup competition for the 19th time in a row

Whit aboot the Ramzans cup pretty sure the won that when in the lower leagues

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28 minutes ago, Marconi said:

Whit aboot the Ramzans cup pretty sure the won that when in the lower leagues

You’re getting confused with the Petrofac Training Cup which they eventually bought at the fourth attempt chief. The Ramzans  is a curry house and general store in the KY8 district, a more prestigious tournament played for between Kennoway and Leven ammies. :lol: Neither of them are major domestic cup competitions i’m afraid. 

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On 11/22/2021 at 1:51 PM, Go Home Daddy said:

Hi Daddy, just to inform you, you put this on a forum and not your jerkoff diary. 
Although I am intrigued about the Lochgelly situation since you speak of them so much. They folding?

Hi Bertie, just to inform you, you put this on a forum and not your bigoted Facebook account.

Although I’m intrigued about the royal family situation since you refer to them so much. Is Andy innocent?

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1 hour ago, Weshallnotbemoved said:

Hi Bertie, just to inform you, you put this on a forum and not your bigoted Facebook account.

Although I’m intrigued about the royal family situation since you refer to them so much. Is Andy innocent?

But but Andy is an auld man and he’s been witch hunted for a historic crime.

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On 11/22/2021 at 7:51 AM, Go Daddy said:

Hey Bertie what a superb weekend for us bead rattling, manky, dope taking w***ers eh. Tears and laughter on both days.

An emotional Saturday as we paid tribute to the one and only BERTIE, topped off with the news that Lochgelly are heading into abeyance.

Tears of joy quickly followed by tears of laughter as a club formed in 2012 kept up their 100 percent record of failing in a major domestic cup competition for the 19th time in a row. 

£100M in losses to achieve such a phenomenal record. :lol:

GIRFUY ya DOB

Any need for that comment? 

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12 hours ago, Fife Lad said:

Any need for that comment? 

Bertie Wooster walked away mate and my understanding is that Go Daddy now intends lodging (no pun intended) a formal complaint with the appropriate authorities. He’s unlikely to be back here now until after his grievance has been dealt with in the proper manner.

Like yourself though I was intrigued as to the significance of Bertie’s “date of birth” and duly asked him, and luckily for you and lurkers alike who are overseas and never contribute to the form but like to be kept informed of what’s going on he informed me it was nothing to do with the auld mans birth date and translated it for me.

Generally Important Results For Us Yesterday , You Dying Of Boredom?

 

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