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I’ve got it on good authority that Scottish football Journeyman James “I’ve been upstairs” Bishop has rejected the chance to join the Primrose for the coming season. In what was an explosive, expletive laden final appearance Bishop was quoted as informing his fellow centre half that day that he was “playing like a Dildo and he didn’t know whether to try in vain to talk him through the game, or shuv him up his arse” during halftime things didn’t get much better Bishop is reported to have demanded the changing room be emptied so that he could have his arse hole bleached before taking the pitch for the second half. Bishop had been offered a substantial signing on fee along with 50 a week and expenses, however he had demanded the club put himself and his brood up in a property in Crossgates and wanted his own reality show. On top of this he insisted on own floor to ceiling mirrored changing room away from the rest of the squad, an insider claims it was because Bishop wanted to be able to “admire his Chassis from all angles as he had worked hard for this body.” This is not the first example of Bishop’s Diva behaviour during his ill-fated spell with Stirling Albion he demanded no-one in the team look him directly in the eye and even stormed off the pitch during a Challenge cup game when the local Stirling courier continually photographed him from what he felt not a flattering angle. Bullet dodged at the Humbug I think.

Neebur, Weshallnotbemoved has a right good point there. Silence from Glenrothes was deafening.

give dougie fae dysart a call on 07513804284 or scott 07918907032 i weer needing players shocking season so far I believe he means, Yes we need players; our season hasn’t got off to the best of starts. I also am of the opinion that the “we” is in reference to Dysart amateurs.

I for one am struggling to see how Dalgety Bay can get any sort of result on Saturday with the impending Battle Royal at the club to come on Tuesday, which by the way can be seen on Sky Box Office and in crystal clear HD on Sky Box Office HD. Tension has been high within the camp after the old guard at the club called out the new members to a classic table, ladders and chairs match. Whilst Ange "I'm bigger than Mandingo and Lexington" Heally has claimed that all at the club remain focused on getting a result away to Lochgelly on Saturday, one struggles to imagine how this can be the case. With Many players going onto a low carb high protein diet in order to "bulk up" for Tuesday’s main event, stamina will surely be a key factor tomorrow morning. The Ginger boy in the middle of the park (great first touch on the lad) was quoted as saying “I’ve been shovelling farrys burgers with their special pink sauce down my gullet like they are going out of fashion, Christ av had so many my S**tes are coming out with a pink tinge to them. But am no gien twa hoots am solely focused on taking the new guard down on Tuesday night" Speculation is rife that there will be a special guest referee for Tuesday’s event with many blogging and social Networking sites going into overdrive over who this will be. Naturally Ange "its like a baby's arm holding an apple" Heally is the outright favourite at the moment as he has a foot in both camps and surely can be the only impartial candidate. This hasn’t stopped the bloggers coming up with their own candidates ranging from Hoosiers front man Irwin Sparks who claims "the bay and Ange's schlong provided the inspiration for the group’s number one selling album. Others are also claiming Diana may return from the afterlife to assume referring duties in the squared circle. I for one can’t wait to see what happens and wish all at the Bay the best of luck. This event can be seen on Sky Sports Box Office HD, please contact your local provider to ensure you don’t miss out on this clash of the decade. P.S I think the Bay will win 3-1 Mon the YM

A bit of credit to Methilhill please for today's performance .It's a very hard place to get 3 points and we are over the moon About getting them.I think our defending throughout the team along with hard team work Inspired our win today aye well dne to methilhill boys but were def need take a hard look at ourselvs at bay. weve been a consistant team last couple seasons but cany get going this year but am sure it will come. It'll be down to the squad disharmony as previously mentioned, I heard a mass brawl erupted after the game with big ange giving the number 9 a tomb stone pile driver through the benches then put the big goalie in the sharpshooter following his inept display! All the while the ginger boy who plays in the centre of the park (what a player) was going around dishing out Razors edges on unsuspecting team mates as way of punishment! Following this the new boys who have come in are going to take on the old guard in a ladders, tables and chairs match with pins counting anywhere! I for one can’t wait to see it! Mon the old guard... and the YM

Is this the boy that plays for xgates who drags along the massive arse ? Good left peg on the boy shame he looks like he's towing a caravan ! Mon the YM

I heard he was head of Marketing and PR. They are looking to tap into the Asian markets and use the un-questionable pulling power the club has. Mon the YM

What you trying to say mate, Smarty was a bad egg ? Having known him since i was 5 i can assure you he's not a bad egg at all and having played in the same team as him at Junior level before can also assure you he is a great lad to have around the dresser !! So shut your pie hole.

correct sash aw the best smarty saan!!!!!! Aw the best Smarty mate

i never stated that anyone stuck out so wind yer neck in. i merely stated that hill of beath should've scored more. i'm commenting on a junior clubs performance, i'm not bothered about the civil so **** off back 2 the ammies section. as for it being a poor reflection , what a load of sh*te. you're making it out as if they were terrible. how can u expect them to raise their game against an amateur team? Maybe if the amateur team is a no bad side and the better one on the day bud! as i already posted. the civil were a good, well organised team with a few good players and will do well in the kingdom. on the day they did deserve the win but i'm not interested in them. how hard is it 2 put a simple post on here. do u want me to use block capitals so yous can understand? where exactly did u say that the civil were a good well organised team? read the part before you have highlighted ya clown,it says as you already posted,you didnt say anything ,if you are going to try and have a go at people at least read your own posts what ye talkin aboot egg head. u asked where exactly i said that the civil were a good well organised team so i highlighted it for u. read post 36 in this thread,then have a look at any posts before that where you stated the civil were a good well organised team,tell you what u can even quote yourself if you like. Bert is a well read educated man; do not argue with him he will make you look a fool. The man has a PHD in English literature from Edinburgh Uni and is currently reading Theology at St Andrews. Also, a gent of the highest order.

good signing for rosyth, i like big davy, top bloke... aw the best davy. Agreed,u wont hear many say a bad word about davy,all the best mate must have changed then,the short time he had at Dundonald his shouts at the opposition were shocking and an embarrassment to the club,fans were at the committee asking to get him out Agreed total head banger ! Definately not the brightest. Good lad though

Snakes all round then I would lay the blame at the door of the players who failed to gain promotion last year. Can you really blame the committee for not wanting to back players getting paid big wages who fail to deliver? Here here !!! Totally agree with that one, everytime we've travelled up to play them they've just been a bunch of big time charlies comments such as " how much do you get paid again...... aye great banter" under achieveing squad and money squandered on them with no result ! Great set up up there, now all they need to do is get a squad worthy of it. Mon the YM

maybe neither if the league starts on that date surely both leagues wont start as early as that? will be that sat or the one after i would imagine 14th league cup starts. First games 4th August confirmed tonight as the other thread suggests aw wot am a like a meant to put 4th. a day in August for each braincell Berts funny I like him, his banter and his freshly polished dome. I've also heard he's hung allround top fellow.

he better have put a request in or dan needs his heed checked. ###### great player was offered a new 2 year deal but declined the offer,good player and wont be short of offers,depends the price on his head........ 6k i heard

Is that the same long ball you wir kicking on sunday at randolph? Wat a PRICKK. you talking about me personally or the full team? if your talking about me personally, i am a centre back who wins majority of headers, rarely loses a 50/50, fast over 15 yards, so its all a centre half needs! full team personally didnt play the best of football on sunday, because leven were just punting it long and its hard to play football against a team like that! Are you lips not sore from all that trumpet blowing nope Gimp !